"Mrs. Sanford, I wasn't even at school when Sept. 11th happened. I was in Mexico."

"Oh, you must have been on spring break, ... yeah b/c that happened in March didn't it?"

Yeah, Sept. 11th happened in March everyone! hahahahahhaha

That's what I get for pretending to listen to a student and continuing to shuffle papers all around. The other students around just gave me a look, and laughed politely, yet secretly laughed intensely at the stupidity!